22 Celebs Who NAILED Their Twitter Bios

Well played, everyone.

Coming up with the perfect Twitter bio can be a nerve-wracking experience. Millions of people (OK, probably not, but a person can dream) will see your 160-character bio and sum up how they feel about you. It's pretty much the equivalent of meeting a person for the first time and them giving you the once-over.

Personally, my Twitter bio is ehh. It gives a shout out to blink-182 bassist/vocalist Mark Hoppus (hi, Mark), but I wouldn't deem it OMG BEST BIO EVER. However, these 22 celebs took their fame/famous characters and produced some pretty LOL bios.

Anna Faris

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The answer: yeah, kinda. #BowlCutsFTW

Shaquille O'Neal


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What in God's name are "random acts of Shaqness"? No idea, but I'd definitely like to find out.

Clayton Snyder

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The "Lizzie McGuire" heartthrob took his character's hilariously ridiculous line and made it his bio — and don't tell me you don't know what I'm talking about.

Jason Bateman

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When in doubt, always name drop. Always.

Will Arnett

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If you name drop, they might just name drop you back.

Shonda Rhimes

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The creator of like 750,000 TV shows is gettin' real tired of your sh*t, people.

Lacey Chabert

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Gretchen Wieners's dad may have invented the Toaster Strudel, but Lacey only wishes hers did.

Jonathan Bennett

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Continuing with the "Mean Girls" cast, it looks like Jonathan took Regina George's advice to heart, based on his current profile pic.

Gabourey Sidibe

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Clearly, Gabourey has been on the internet once or twice. That, or she's BFF with Grumpy Cat.

Dylan Sprouse

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So much shade, Dylan. So much shade. Also, that profile pic is GOLD.

Adrian R'Mante

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He legit spelled out the whole name. Amazing.

Cara Delevingne

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Her eyebrow game is always #OnFleek, so the title of "eyebrow enthusiast" fits her to a T.

Josh Gad

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I expected some kind of Olaf summer pun, but this works, too. Also, LOL at his location.

Jason Biggs

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The "American Pie" and "Orange Is the New Black" star doesn't beat around the bush.

Kelly Clarkson

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Just in case you forgot whose Twitter you were on...

Nestor Carbonell

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The "Lost" and "Bates Motel" star isn't afraid to tell you where he's coming from in life.

Taye Diggs

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I'm not even sure what that means, but it sounds amazing.

Zach Braff

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Compliment + "The Goonies" reference = win

David Henrie

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Take THAT, 160 character rule.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Well, he did tell us.

Chrissy Teigen

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The answer: no.

Robert Downey Jr

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You win, Iron Man. You win.

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