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Rob & Big

Season 3 E 2 • 01/15/2008

Rob and Big set out to find the fastest turtle in town after watching the slow-moving reptiles race at a local bar.

Watching

After Rob has a nightmare about dying, Big plans a day of paintball, stunt driving and martial arts to prove he's serious about his security duties.

Rob and Big search for a companion for Meaty after the dog starts acting up, but the new pet proves to be more trouble than expected.

Rob tries to help Big fulfill his dream of going back to the 70s, and Big makes Rob's horse trailer street-worthy.

While joining Big for the Boykin family reunion, Rob searches for skate spots and experiences the local flavor of Raleigh, Mississippi.

Rob and Big serve Rob's assistant with an employment waiver, and Rob attempts to train his miniature horse.

Rob books Big an appointment at a hair treatment center in hopes it will inspire Big's return to the stage as an exotic dancer.

Rob returns to competitive skateboarding when he enters a tournament in Tampa, Florida, and makes a $5,000 bet that he can beat his former teammate Steve Berra.

Rob creates an R&B alter ego named Bobby Light to justify his romantic trysts, and Big invites his uncle Jerry to L.A. for the music video shoot.

Rob searches for a worthy skater to inherit his custom-built truck and attempts to prank a journalist who called him a C-list celebrity in the Wall Street Journal.

Rob hires a polygrapher to find out who defecated in his swimming pool, and Big calls up a muralist to give the pool a seascape makeover.

Rob and Big set out to find the fastest turtle in town after watching the slow-moving reptiles race at a local bar.

After entering Mini into a miniature horse show, Rob and Big take a road trip to Santa Rosa, CA.

Meaty Goes to Hollywood

After struggling to land themselves on the cover of a cereal box, Rob and Big find an agent for Meaty, resulting in the bulldog's first modeling gig.

Hoping to get featured by Guinness World Records, Rob tries to break 20 skateboarding records, and Big takes on two ceilings of his own.

Big enlightens Rob about the daily obstacles he faces as an overweight man in America, and Rob walks a mile in Big's shoes while spending a day in a fat suit.

Rob and Big meet a charitable ice cream man who unlocks their inner philanthropists, inspiring them to give back to the less fortunate and volunteer at a retirement home.

Rob explores sacred geometry with a street shaman, hoping his new holistic practice will help him win the lottery and improve his skateboarding skills.

Big goes the extra mile to find a nice woman for Rob to settle down with, and the guys experience some piloting mishaps while playing around with remote-control helicopters.

For Drama's 21st birthday, Rob and Big charter a party bus to Las Vegas, where they celebrate in style with gambling and champagne, then consider capping things off with a head tattoo.

Rob goes all out for Meaty's 14th birthday, and Big fuels his 1979 Pinto with vegetable oil to make it more eco-friendly.

Rob enjoys pestering his mom when his parents come to town, but the fun comes to a halt when his April Fools' Day prank goes too far.

04/01/2008