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Season 1 E 7 • 12/14/2006

When a pet psychic concludes that Meaty needs a mother figure in the house, Rob and Big seek out true love with help from a matchmaker.

Tags:Skateboarding animals Puppies

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Rob and Big head to Arizona to adopt a bulldog puppy, then return to L.A. to host a housewarming party and kick off their adventures together.

Rob prepares Big to skate with him for Go Skateboarding Day, then is inspired to get Meaty to join in after meeting Tyson, a famous skateboarding dog. After a retail trip to outfit Big with a new skateboard to match his size, the two are ready to ride in Venice Beach. While Rob's busting some tricks, the duo sees a skateboarding bulldog and Rob becomes hell-bent on getting Meaty to ride on all fours. At Rob's buddy Johan's house, Big reluctantly agrees to tempt fate and drop in on the mini-ramp. The big bodyguard steps up to the challenge, but lands square on his backside. Later that night, Rob proves his loyalty and steps up as the best friend to slather more than a little Icy Hot on Big's ailing butt. On the way to a skate demo the next day, the boys run afoul of the law, but Big won't stop until he reaches his destination. Rob jokes that they're being accused of "ridin' dirty," but the officer only charges the boys for tinted windows ... and now failing to stop for an emergency vehicle. Later, Rob hopes to make magic by fitting Meaty with his own Dyrdek deck and takes him for a skateboarding lesson. While Tyson the bulldog rides circles around Rob's pup, Meaty wants nothing to do with the board, crushing Rob's dreams for his own skateboarding bulldog.

Rob and Big meet with EA Sports in Vancouver, then stop in Rob's Ohio hometown to visit family, go fishing and check out a very special skate park.

Rob takes Big to a nutritionist and a hypnotist in hopes of getting his bodyguard into fighting shape.

On his birthday, Rob is treated to a gnarly wake-up call, then gets dunked in the pool, and Big partakes in a wing-eating contest.

Making the House a Home

After Rob finds out Big Black has barely unpacked since moving in, Rob decides it's time for some home improvements, but their project is sidetracked by a surprise trip to the vet for Meaty.

When a pet psychic concludes that Meaty needs a mother figure in the house, Rob and Big seek out true love with help from a matchmaker.

After Rob has a nightmare about dying, Big plans a day of paintball, stunt driving and martial arts to prove he's serious about his security duties.

Rob and Big buy mini horse.

An airbrushed van leads Rob and Big Black on a quest to travel through time with Rob's "Hyper-Dimensional Resonator."

Rob is thrown deep into the "Dirty South" when Big Black invites him to Sylvarena, Mississippi, for the Boykin family reunion.

Rob and Big Black call out Drama, Rob's cousin, for being a lazy assistant and decide to put him on “waivers” until he shapes up.

Big Black reveals to Rob that he used to be a male stripper with the stage name "Black Lavender" for a brief time back when he had a full head of hair.

After five years away from professional skate competitions, Rob decides to enter the world famous Tampa Pro contest in Tampa, Florida.

Rob reinvents himself as Bobby Light, a self-proclaimed "one hit wonder, R&B sensation."

In the season two finale, Rob and Big Black both add a new car to their growing collection of vehicles.

Rob hires a polygrapher to help him catch who defecated in his swimming pool, and Big Black helps Rob find a muralist to give the pool a seascape makeover.

After Rob introduces Big Black to a turtle racing competition, the two set out to find a speedy hood turtle to increase their chance of winning.

Rob and Big Black take a road trip to Santa Rosa, California, after entering Mini in a mini-horse competition.

Meaty goes to Hollywood

Rob and Big Black struggle to get a callback after trying to get on the cover of a cereal box, and Rob's bulldog Meaty lands his first gig after Rob signs him up with a talent agent.

Smashing records is the name of the game when Rob picks up a copy of The Guinness Book and sets his sights on breaking every skateboarding record listed.

Big Black tries to convince Rob that there are hardships to being a big man in America. Unconvinced, Rob decides to find out for himself by agreeing to be fitted for a head-to-toe fat suit.

A charitable ice cream man inspires Rob and Big Black to begin their own altruistic crusade, ranging from handouts at skid row to spending time with frisky seniors at an old folks home.

Big indulges Rob by taking him to a "street shaman" who is promoting a new age therapy. Convinced of the therapy's benefits, Rob sets out to balance his chaotic life, improve his skating, and win the California State Lottery.

Big Black makes it his mission to find a nice girl for Rob to settle down with. The boys also buy remote control helicopters that are harder to fly than they had anticipated.

To properly celebrate Drama's 21st birthday, Rob and Big Black decide to round up the whole crew and charter a party bus to Las Vegas.

Meaty is fourteen (in dog years) and Rob wants to throw him a "Super Sweet Fourteen" birthday party.

Rob can't resist his old habit of playfully harassing his mom when he and Big Black welcome the Dyrdek family to Los Angeles. While showing his family around Hollywood, Rob almost gets arrested when he takes a prank too far.

Rob and Big Black head south of the border to Cancun Mexico for some much needed fun in the sun.

Rob and Big Black try their hand at ghost busting after Rob feels the presence of an otherworldly spirit in the house. The discovery of a rat infestation leads Rob to suspect that supernatural forces are at work.

Big Black breaks the news to Rob that he is expecting a baby. Together they try to prepare Big Black for fatherhood, while at the same time coming to terms with the fact that their lives are about to change forever.

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