Onechanbara Vortex's promotional materials proclaim: "Babes, bikinis, zombies and swords? who could ask for more!"

Now, roughly translated from the Japanese, Onechanbara means "girl sword fight." And the game, in fact, lives up to its name. It has three playable female characters, and enough blood and gore to impress any one of the many vampire clans on Myspace.com. Oh, and it has a zombie killer whale, which is pretty much the coolest thing ever.

As for the rest of the game, well ...