"The hero can be anyone, even a man doing something as simple as putting a code on a young boy's shoulders."

That's the lesson we can take away from this College Humor short that revisits the almost obnoxious stoicism shouldered by the Batman of Christopher Nolan's "Dark Knight" franchise. The sketch, of course, has a twist, the twist being that this is not Batman, but Badman, and he's basically a dud. He sure seems knightly, a vigilante out for justice even at the cost of self-sacrifice. But is he?

Nope. He's kind of a pu**y. Even Catwoman's all, like, "Really?"

With a bomb ready to detonate at any moment and blow Gotham City to smithereens, will Badman come through? (Spoiler alert: proooobably not.)