Drake rarely does interviews these days, so when he does, he makes sure to choose wisely. That's why he recently sat down with Jiminy Glick.

If you're sitting there wondering, "Wait, who is Jiminy Glick?" -- that's OK. Glick is, in fact, a longtime alter ego of comedian Martin Short, and he chatted with Aubrey for Maya & Marty, a new variety show on NBC that also featured Miley Cyrus taking off her pants last week.

Their conversation was awkward -- staged, sure, but awkward nonetheless -- as Drake answered questions about his penis, his weight, and whether or not he'd like to get naked with Glick.

Like I said, he chooses his interviews wisely.