With five awards for "The Twilight Saga: New Moon," zilch for "Avatar," visually insane dance numbers, gut-busting parodies and so much more, the 2010 MTV Movie Awards made for a wildly hilarious, frequently emotional and shockingly vulgar night.

The evening kicked off with [article id="1640895"]media mogul Les Grossman[/article], who lived up to his fiery reputation by pushing popular actors like Will Smith and Michael Cera down some surprising new career paths. One such idea was "Bad Ass Cops," a police-themed action adventure starring "Twilight" leading men Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.

But Grossman's time in the spotlight was quickly yanked away by [article id="1640886"]host Aziz Ansari[/article], who followed up with some segments of his own, including one that put him in the tragic shoes of Claireece "Precious" Jones. The host finally took the stage thanks to an introduction made by music sensation Justin Bieber, prompting Ansari to launch into an opening comedy act that set the tone for the rest of the hilarious evening.

Part of Ansari's monologue dwelled on the pervasive popularity of "Twilight," a notion that was decisively affirmed when Kristen Stewart kicked off the awards portion of the show by winning Best Female Performance for her portrayal of Bella Swan in the supernatural-romance franchise. Even the award for Breakthrough Performance went to Anna Kendrick, who won for "Up in the Air" but got her break in the "Twilight Saga." Presenters and "Get Him to the Greek" co-stars Jonah Hill and Russell Brand embarked on an epic Team Jacob vs. Team Edward debate that left Sean "Diddy" Combs fully confused.

That wasn't the only hilarious moment from the "Greek" stars, as Hill and Brand engaged in a full-on lip-locking assault during a special Kiss Cam segment that also claimed Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. But the most memorable kiss of the evening belonged to [article id="1640889"]Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson[/article], as they shared a quick smooch during Bullock's acceptance of the Generation Award.

Indeed, Bullock's acceptance speech was one of the highlights of the evening, marking her first major public appearance since news broke of husband Jesse James' infidelity. To that end, Bullock wanted to clear the air on certain rumors: She is not dead, everyone has cellulite "not just me," and paparazzi photographers need more flattering lenses. Taking a more serious tone, Bullock emphasized that even in light of her Generation Award, something that typically goes to "old people" as they wind down their careers, as she put it, she has no plans of leaving the spotlight.

"No matter what you might have heard or read lately, I love what I do, and I'm not going anywhere," she said, adding that everyone in the audience should say a prayer for those affected by the oil spill in the Gulf.

Her emotional speech was matched only by "The Hangover" actor Ken Jeong's own acceptance of the Best WTF Moment award. Jeong broke down in tears recounting his wife's battle with breast cancer. "She taught me that life is short and you shouldn't be afraid to take chances," the choked-up Jeong announced, happily revealing that his wife has been cancer-free for two years now.

Beyond Bullock and Jeong's heartfelt speeches, the show featured some very different but no less intense moments, thanks to performances of [article id="1640883"]Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg's[/article] "California Gurls," [article id="1640891"]Christina Aguilera's medley of songs[/article] from her upcoming album Bionic (complete with a glowing heart on her underwear) and the return of Les Grossman in a shockingly well-choreographed dance number opposite Jennifer Lopez.

But the biggest laughs of the night came from Team Aziz. The host provided viewers with a terrific "Human Giant" reunion alongside Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer in a sketch titled "Stunt Kidz." He also appeared as Taavon, a tough-as-nails swagger coach (who can only sit on purple chairs) hired to impart swagger tips to comedian Zach Galifianakis, an effort that paid off, as the "Hangover" comedian ultimately won the award for Best Comedic Performance. Ansari as Taavon accepted the award on Galifianakis' behalf.

Ansari also paved the way for one of the most foulmouthed Movie Awards in the ceremony's history. Following Bullock's acknowledgement of the oil spill in the Gulf region, Ansari wildly shouted "f--- you, BP" numerous times as he sang an R. Kelly-style tribute to "Avatar." But his filthy language paled in comparison to Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell's, as the stars of "The Other Guys" dangled from the theater's ceiling, frantically cursing at their situation.

The incessant swearing of the show's many guests didn't go unnoticed by actor Peter Facinelli. While accepting the Best Movie award for "The Twilight Saga: New Moon," Carlisle Cullen dropped some F-bombs of his own and two of them managed to slip past the censors, to the surprise of many.

Less surprising, to Ansari at least, was the virtual awards sweep made by "New Moon." The host may have over-exaggerated by declaring that " 'Twilight' won everything," but the franchise's second installment did emerge as the evening's greatest winner with victories in the Best Movie, Best Male Performance, Best Female Performance, Best Kiss and Global Star categories. "The Hangover" was the second most successful film with wins for Best Comedic Performance and Best WTF Moment, while "Avatar" walked away without a single award to its name.

Relive the wildest, funniest and most-jaw-dropping moments of the 2010 MTV Movie Awards, watch revealing red-carpet interviews and get exclusive movie clips after the show at MovieAwards.MTV.com.