During her Laguna Beach High School years, Kristin Cavallari became known for her juicy relationships with the boys -- like her unforgettable love triangle with Stephen Colletti and his longtime friend Lauren Conrad, her Cabo San Lucas fling with Sam ("keep dancing on the bar, sl*t!") and her up-and down-affair with Talan Torriero. From there, the sassy blond flirted her way into Brody Jenner's and Justin Bobby's hearts in Hillsville -- and through it all, she became a bona fide expert at dating all of the most desirable dudes around.

Although she's now a happily married mother of two, the current Windy City resident is doling out all of her tips to help a single lady (Ally Zarin, the daughter of former "Real Housewives of New York" star Jill Zarin) land Mr. Right on the next episode of Bravo's "Millionaire Matchmaker." If you close your eyes while watching the sneak peek below, it's almost as if you're listening to the erstwhile party gal dish out the advice to bartender Stacie in their dream Malibu beach abode after a wild night out in WeHo -- instead of working alongside love guru Patti Stanger.

For starters, K-Cav says a quality man is key. "I think you have to find a gentleman, someone that's going to pursue you and put in a little effort -- and always put you first." Something motorcycle-riding bad boy JB had a tough time doing, if you remember...

Also, the shoe designer advises that it's the dude's responsibility to make the extra effort during the early stages. "You don't want to be in a relationship with a guy that you have to pursue in the beginning," Kristin cooly explains. "You're the woman! He has to cherish you and love you." Preach, girl.

Peep the rest of her predictably K-Cav tips below, and be sure to catch her on "Millionaire Matchmaker" on Thursday, January 1!