Here Are All 21 Outfits Taylor Swift Wears In 'Blank Space'—In GIFs!
While many people are freaking out about Taylor Swift’s new video for "Blank Space" because she acts like a straight-up psychopath and stands on top of a horse—among other reasons, no doubt—we are freaking out because of all those outfit changes. So many dresses! A matching set here and there! A fleeting glance at a marabou shrug! There is a lot to take in, so we took the courtesy of capturing each of Taylor's 21 looks in GIF form.
She's a "nightmare dressed like a daydream" and this video proves it, y'all. All the evidence you need is this way:
Things begin with Tay in very formal pajamas, with, of course, a cat (Olivia Benson, as per usual) on her arm.
Then, she emerges from her boudoir in the same material, but now in dress form. Gone are the sleeping mask and cat.
Things are pretty formal at dinner, where TS changes into a baby blue gown which is covered in jewels. If this guy didn't know she was crazy yet, this first dinner formality should've been a hint.
She then remains equally as fancy for dancing in the hallway.
But gets casual for bike riding in a maroon crop top sweater and plaid pants.
For portrait hour Taylor sticks with the same color but on a collared shirt.
She then gets extremely formal—like, black-tie formal—for a dog walking sesh. Her BF doesn't look half bad either, TBH, in a very dapper cape.
Her horseback riding look involves khakis, riding boots, and—mysteriously—white sunglasses, even though it is not sunny. Run, dude. Run for the hills.
For their aerobic lesson, Taylor changes into a nude floral gown, which is very pretty and very laborious to run in, it seems.
Hanging her fresh portrait deserves a new look, right? Done.
High-waisted lavender shorts are perfect for carving in trees.
Taylor goes with a very creamsicle-esque halter dress for their doomed picnic. This is when things start getting really cray, plot-wise. Fashion-wise, though, she looks as consistently put-together throughout.
White really pops when throwing things off balconies, y'know?
Leopard print is perfect for crying in, especially when accompanied by a marble fireplace.
Whoops, your phone is in the fountain, but check me out in this paisley-print matching set. Not bad, eh?
This strapless dress is perfect for portrait stabbing.
This blue one is ideal for cutting up men's shirts.
Oh, whoops, you've been Regina George'd. Taylor Swift: biggest Mean Girls fan on Earth?
This apple montage is joined by a different black gown, and, of course, bright red lips.
She shows off her ~gorgeous summer glow~ in a peach crop top, which, despite being strapless, does not get in the way of her golf club attack. Like, not at all. The shirt is joined, naturally, by a matching skirt.
She then throws on a marabou feather shrug to straddle the guy in the driveway because, hey, you've gotta maintain impressions with anyone who passes by, you know?
She goes to town on her carved tree in a black dress with lace sleeves—hello again, lace—and a totally sheer skirt. This scene passes by pretty quickly, but Taylor Swift in a sheer skirt?! How Rihanna of her.
Watch the video in all its crazed—yet fashion-filled!—glory, below!
