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Watch Nick Jonas Read 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Because All The Reasons

Mr. Jonas will see you now.

Oh, Nick Jonas... You bad, bad boy. Running around in your undies, grabbing your crotch and all that talk of "Chains" has got the ladies (and the boys) all turnt up for you. It's only proper to keep building that sexual tension by reading a passage from "Fifty Shades Of Grey," non?

The "Jealous" singer spent Tuesday (October 7) answering fan-submitted questions on Cosmopolitan's Vine account. Thank god one fan's burning desire was to see him read an excerpt from E.L. James' famed erotic novel, and thank god he selected one of Anastasia Steele's first-person sexual encounters with the titular Christian Grey.

"Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the..."

Me right now.