Goldfinger: Hey, this Darrin and I 'm here to
assist you in all your sexual endeavors.
Skapocalypse: Darrin, where are you now? I'm
going to see you guys in San Antonio tomorrow.
Goldfinger: We are in Dallas right now.
Skapocalypse: So you're gonna play a
Metallica cover for me tomorrow night, right?
Goldfinger: Probably not, we are going to do
a Spice Girls cover instead. So enjoy.
sabres: Darrin, want to roll to a Sabres game
Goldfinger: Sure, you buying the tickets?
Gothchick: So how old are all of you?
Goldfinger: I am 14, that's how old I act. I
am 28 years old really.
dannyhc: Next time you come to NC, can my
band open? We are called "Josef Skalin and the
Goldfinger: Sure, when you know that there is
going to be a show in your town or near by call the promoter to
see if there is an opening spot. Tell the promoter that you
talked to me and I said it's cool.
Gothchick: Do all of you pretty much know
Goldfinger: No, we are still strangers and we
never talk. We don't know each others birthdays, last names or
where to send the money. We are still waiting for some checks.
Skapocalypse: Darrin just wanted to tell you
how great I think your live shows are. Your last show at Liberty
Lunch in Austin was one of the most fun shows I've ever been to.
Goldfinger: That was awhile ago, wow, thanks!
dannyhc: I think you should cover
Goldfinger: There is no way that we would
ever do that ever.
dannyhc: How about "Nothing My Love
Can't Fix For You Baby" by Joey Lawrence?
Goldfinger: We played a show with Joey
Lawrence once and John made out with him. Joey broke his heart so
we have been banned from speaking about Joey and we can't play
freestylebiking: I always wanted to know what
the song "SUPERMAN" meant?
Goldfinger: It's about feeling older than you
are, and trying to retain your youth and forgetting about your
problems and trying to have fun.
sabres: When are you guys coming back to
Goldfinger: Is that DC or state?
sabres: When are you coming back to
Goldfinger: No idea. There is a rad chick
there that I want to hook up with again.
sabres: When you are done hooking up with
that girl in DC, can I treat you to a Washington Redskins game?
Goldfinger: I am not going to be done with
that girl for awhile. It's an all night affair. Thanks though.
dannyhc: Have you hooked up with Monique yet?
I hear she is EASY!
Goldfinger: The whole band got with her first
show. We took her out to the bus and we all got busy.
freestylebiking: Do you guys BMX or Skate?
Goldfinger: Me and John skate. I am a better
skater than John. John and I both snow board frequently.
what is your favorite song?
Goldfinger: In the whole world? Or just one
of our songs?
Supermansdog: What is your favorite song of
Goldfinger: "Fuck LA."
guest101: This is Ryan from Ames, great show
the other night. Did you watch that South Park
tape I gave you?
Goldfinger: Yeah, I watched it. We laughed
our asses off, thanks soooo much!
dannyhc: Don't be offended but I have seen
you guys 6 times, and Charlie still scares the shit out of me!
Goldfinger: We are not offended. Charlie
scares the shit out of me too.
freestylebiking: What bands do you like?
Goldfinger: The Smiths, Bad Brains, Sublime,
Madness, Police ,Metallica, Oasis.
dannyhc: I am so glad you like Oasis, they
are great live.
Goldfinger: I hate Oasis. Simon loves them.
Zombie: Hey GoldFinger, are
you coming to New-Brunswick Canada?
Goldfinger: We are planning a very long
extensive Canadian tour in January. Keep your fingers crossed, we
may make it.
Phloxy: Darrin, you are really HOT.
Goldfinger: My temperature is 98.7 pretty
freestylebiking: When did you guys first
start making songs?
Goldfinger: First we got married then we
discussed making songs, we didn't know that we could financially
support the songs, but we made them anyway. They have matured and
grown to make us proud.
freestylebiking: What was the most screwed
thing that happened at one of your live concerts?
Goldfinger: John shaved my head at an LA show
once, I played the show with a Prodigy haircut, but way crooked.
It was really funny.
dannyhc: The Aquabats are crazy guys, do they
Goldfinger: They smoke crystal meth as far as
I know. And they all have HUGE penises.
guest101: Darrin, the inside of your bus is
awesome, it looks like a "pimp pad." I bet you take all
the chicks in there right? Did you give that note to John that I
gave you to give to him in Ames???
Goldfinger: Yes, I did and it is a pimp
lounge for all of our pimp activities. We shag guys, girls no
matter. Simon prefers boys.
dannyhc: Do you like New York hard-core?
Goldfinger: Yes, I grew up on NY hard-core.
311Phreak: What other bands do you guys look
Goldfinger: We look up to Barry Manilow,
Julio , The Spice Girls, Kenny G, Matchbox 20.
guest101: What happened to 'viva la
Goldfinger: It's just a little offensive. It
was funny but we grew out of it.
Zombie: Who's your favorite SPICE GIRL?
Goldfinger: Ginger Spice.
MarkObnoxious: Does traditional ska influence
Goldfinger at all?
Goldfinger: Absolutely! Skatalites, Specials,
juandela: What influences the pop side of you
Goldfinger: The Replacements, REM, The
Beatles, The Police, Madness.
MortyMort: Do you guys like booze?
Goldfinger: Half the band drinks, the other
half doesn't. No one gets stupid drunk.
guest101: Darrin, I know you want those
little Hanson kids. You would love to take them on your pimp
mobile (shag bus)wouldn't you?
Goldfinger: Yes I would. I like boys and so
does Simon. Charlie and John take the women in the front and
Simon and I take the boys to the back.
Goldfinger: I am taking off, John is coming
Goldfinger: Hey it's John, ask questions.
Zombie: Hey John, what's your favorite SKA
Goldfinger: The 60's Wailing Wailers, 70's
The Specials and 80's Fishbone, 90's Reel Big Fish.
Phloxy: John, how did you like the show in
Scranton, PA? It was awesome!
Goldfinger: It was the best show we have ever
played and say hi to Hector.
Skapocalypse: John, tell me your suit size!
Goldfinger: Pants- 32/30 jacket 40.
MortyMort: Do you guys do any Operation Ivy
Goldfinger: We do a really high school
version of "Knowledge," and a rad cover of
juandela: John, tell me your pop influences!
Goldfinger: Beatles, Elvis Costello, Police,
Blondie, The Who, The Jam, Beach Boys.
MarkObnoxious: What's the worse reception
you've ever gotten from a crowd?
Goldfinger: Houston , 2 months ago a hundred
people who all took too much Prozac that day.
MortyMort: Cool, are you on the tribute cover
Goldfinger: Duran Duran tribute? Yes, we
Skapocalypse: So John re you gonna convince
Darrin and the rest of the guys to play a Metallica cover for me
tomorrow? I'll be your best friend.
Goldfinger: Which song?
Skapocalypse: Anyone, I loved it when you
opened with "For Whom The Bell Tolls" when I saw you
Goldfinger: I will see what I can do, come up
to me before the show and remind me.
MarkObnoxious: Do you get any flack from SKA
purists over your incorporation of SKA, punk and pop?
Zombie: Hey John, what's going to be Goldfinger's
Goldfinger: "Superman" or "My
Phloxy: Darrin has a nice package! Saw it at
the Scranton show.
Goldfinger: Darrin has no package, what are
you talking about? He is 6'4 and he NO penis.
juandela: How long do you think the SKA craze
Goldfinger: I think that there will always be
a SKA scene, I think the "craze" is already over.
guest101: Hey John, it's me Ryan, thanx for
letting me on your bus in Ames the other night. I didn't get to
thank you. Did Darrin give you my note?
Goldfinger: Darrin did give me the note and
thank you for singing "Fuck LA" with me. I will get the
MSUdude: If you could tour with anyone, who
would it be?
Goldfinger: Green Day or the Bosstones or a
Police reunion or Rancid.
MortyMort: So do you like James Bond? Me and
some friends watch 007 every Wednesday.
Goldfinger: That's a strange question, I like
Sean Connery as James Bond.
guest101: Did you like that Operation Ivy
tape I gave you, it was terrible quality but it was a rad show.
Goldfinger: Yeah, it was cool but they didn't
play "Smiling" and there was a 10 minute break when
Matt broke his bass string and that sucked.
Skapocalypse: Can't wait for the new Rancid
album. John, have you heard their cover of "The Harder They
Come" from the Free Tibet CD ? It rules.
Goldfinger: I can't wait for the record
either, I haven't heard that cover, but I do love Jimmy Cliff.
Goldfinger: Thanks, I have to go, I have to
get ready for our Dallas show. Check us out on tour.