If you haven't heard of the 'Duck Army' Vine that's taken over the internet, then you might need to reevaluate your priorities.
Basically, a guy presses down on a duck dog toy and it emits a low moaning noise. Then, he presses down on a bunch of ducks and they moan so loudly, Heaven probably heard them. It dropped two days ago, and already has a whopping 65 MILLION loops (and counting).
Synnes told Vice, "I tried to embarrass my girlfriend by pressing one of the ducks. But I didn't get a reaction from her, really. So, I pressed all of them." Mission accomplished, I'd say.
Naturally, these ducks moaning in unison have sparked creatives all around the world to add their own spin on the Vine, somehow making it even more hilarious. We've rounded up some of the best LOL ones to kick off your day with a bang.
A duck army that lives under the sea
SpongeBob knows all about calling for action.
A duck army that occasionally plays sports
I seriously hope LeBron James has seen this work of art.
A duck army going in reverse
This sounds like the duck army is making a lot of noise in a library, and then the librarian shhhes them.
A duck army that attacks at dawn
A duck army that's not afraid to show its emotions
A duck army that'll ask the important questions
A duck army that's always hungry
One Direction are the OG Duck Army.
Or, maybe heavy metal bands are the OG Duck Army?
Nope, Backstreet Boys are definitely the OG Duck Army
Stay strong, soldiers.