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Meet The Guys Behind The 'Fifty Shades' Red Room Of Pain In This 'SNL' Cut Sketch

Now that we know, I'm not sure we <i>wanted</i> to know.

Even if you haven't seen or read "Fifty Shades of Grey" by this point, you've probably heard all about its Red Room of Pain -- so it's really no surprise that "Saturday Night Live" honed in on the RRoP when "Fifty Shades" star Dakota Johnson showed up to host on February 28.

In the sketch -- which, surprisingly, never made it to air -- Johnson's Anastasia and Kyle Mooney's Christian finally (and awkwardly) come face-to-face with the workers who put together the RRoP. Taran Killam, Bobby Moynihan, Jay Pharoah and Kenan Thompson play a gaggle of union-type guys doing some renovations, and absolutely none of them can find an appropriate balance between workplace professionalism and juvenile humor when it comes to all of those sex toys.

Check out the sketch -- with all of its "dildies" and "booty beads" -- below!