Matthew McConaughey's a Daddy!
With the amount of time Matthew spends shirtless, this poor kid's not going to know whose nipple to suck on.
He's also probably going to know how to surf before he knows how to walk.
Camila Alves gave birth to a healthy baby boy on Monday evening.
Says Matty in a statement:
"A healthy baby boy was born. Camila and I were side by side the entire time. We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world -- Having a child and making a family. Now comes the greatest adventure -- raising one, together."
The name of the little kiddo hasn't been released.
Congrats, you crazy kids!
Celebrity gossip with an evil twist.
