13 Reasons Patrick Star Is Your Underwater Soul Mate
Even though the show is named after his BFF Spongebob, let's be real: Patrick is the real "star" -- literally and figuratively. Goofy, loyal, bumbling -- he steals the show and our hearts, obviously.
Why do we love "SpongeBob SquarePants" star Patrick so much? He just gets us. Here are all the reasons why:
He calls out pretentious jerks when necessary
He's a total groove machine on the dance floor
He finds humor in the little things
He appreciates breakfast foods as much as you do
Actually, he appreciates all food as much as you do
He knows how to drive
He's basically you at every sporting event
He'll never judge you for late-night snacking, if that's what you're into
He knows a lot about music
He's an amazing poet
He's kind of a badass
He's basically you leaving work on a Friday
Sorry, this level of slayage just deserves another gif
What's your favorite Patrick quote? Let us know in the comments below!