The 100 Worst Movie Titles Ever
There are some great movie titles in the annals of film history: "Casablanca," "Citizen Kane," "Inglourious Basterds" ... "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure." But they can't all be winners. For every "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," there's a "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo." And for every "Skyfall," there's a "Quantum of Solace."
What in God's name is a quantum of solace???
Ignoring the deliberately bad titles of B-movies -- who are we to judge the glorious absurdity of "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies" -- we've compiled a list of 100 heinous-title offenders, in descending order of horribleness.
100 - "Trouble With the Curve"
99 - "Crazy, Stupid, Love."
98 - "That Was Then… This Is Now"
97 - "eXistenZ"
96 - "Star Trek Into Darkness"
94 - "Prêt-à-Porter"
93 - "The Shawshank Redemption"
92 - "Seeking Justice"
91 - "Operation Dumbo Drop"
90 - "Matchstick Men"
89 - "Bounce"
88 - "Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace"
87 - "Martha Marcy May Marlene"
86 - "Failure to Launch"
85 - "I Love Trouble"
84 - "The World Is Not Enough"
83 - "We Bought a Zoo"
82 - "Teaching Mrs. Tingle"
81 - "The Hudsucker Proxy"
80 - "Soul Plane"
79 - "Pokemon: The Movie 2000"
78 - "Someday This Pain Will Be Useful To You"
77 - "Lullaby For Pi"
76 - "V.I Warshawski"
74 - "Friday After Next"
73 - "Live Free or Die Hard"
72 - "So I Married an Ax Murderer"
71 - "High School Musical"
70 - "Leonard Part 6"
69 - "Chasing Mavericks"
68 - "The Constant Gardener"
67 - "Little Fockers"
66 - "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"
65 - "The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas"
64 - "How Do You Know"
63 - " I Don't Know How She Does It"
62 - "Any Which Way You Can"
61 - "Riding in Cars with Boys"
60 - "Blackenstein"
59 - "Don’t Tell Mom, The Babysitter’s Dead"
58 - "Baby Geniuses"
57 - "The Family Stone"
56 - "The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep"
55 - "The Day After Tomorrow"
54 - "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot"
53 - "Up Close and Personal"
52 - "K-19: The Widowmaker"
51 - "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"
49 - "Honey I Shrunk the Kids"
48 - "How the West Was Fun"
47 - "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo"
46 - "Herbie: Fully Loaded"
45 - "C.H.U.D."
44 - "Angels in the Outfield"
43 - "The Men Who Stare at Goats"
42 - "Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?"
41 - "You Don't Mess With the Zohan"
40 - "The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain"
39 - "No"
38 - "O"
37 - "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole"
36 - "Are We Done Yet?"
35 - "I ♥ Huckabees"
34 - "Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd"
33 - "Dreamer: Inspired By a True Story"
32 - "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar"
31 - "Zzyzx Road"
29 - "Drop Dead Fred"
28 - "Quantum of Solace"
27 - "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"
26 - "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
25 - "My Left Foot"
24 - "Who's Your Caddy"
23 - "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"
22- "Shark Boy and Lava Girl"
21- "Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx"
20 - "From Justin to Kelly"
19 - "Surfer, Dude"
18 - "Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer"
17 - "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
16 - "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life"
15 - "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector"
14 - "Dr. T and the Women"
12 - "The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood"
11 - "Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous"
10 - "The Hottie and the Nottie"
9 - "Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties"
8 - "8 Heads in a Duffle Bag"
7 - " 2 Fast, 2 Furious"
6 - "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked"
5 - "F.A.R.T: The Movie"
4 - "Lucky Number Slevin"
3 - "Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel"
2 - "Freddy Got Fingered"
1 - "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever"