Kendall Jenner, And 6 Other Yule Logs That Will Set Your Holidays On Fire

Make the Yuletide gay with Hollywood's best logs.

On this chilly day in late December, the best way to get in a festive mood is with a roaring fire!

Or better yet, a flaming porch bag full of superhero feces!

And luckily for pop culture aficionados, the latter is totally an option -- because this holiday season has seen the arrival of a magnificent selection of themed Yule logs, the better to get you in the holiday spirit with your favorite celebrities and fictional characters.

Whether you're relaxing in style with Nick Offerman or going back in time to Lallybroch from "Outlander," these logs will warm the cockles of your heart without you ever having to strike a match... although in the case of Deadpool's "log," you might want to, for obvious reasons.

"Deadpool": The 'Pool Log

What's in this flaming paper bag, burning eternal on someone's front porch while festive music plays in the background? We may never find out... but we've got a good guess.

Nick Offerman's Yule Log

This oddly soothing 45-minute video of Offerman drinking whiskey by a fire made the rounds earlier this month, but you should definitely add it to your Christmas Eve rotation. It's like he's right there in the room with you.

The Property Brothers Yule Log

Have you ever wanted to watch HGTV stars Drew and Jonathan Scott playing pattycake in Christmas sweaters in front of the world's tiniest fireplace? ME TOO, MY FRIEND. Me too.

The Darth Vader Yule Log

Brilliant YouTube user Benjamin Apple has repurposed Darth Vader's funeral pyre into a five-hour-long festive holiday fire. No music, no gimmicks, just the endless, comforting crackle of a legend being consumed by flame. Watch it with your dad!

The "Ren and Stimpy" Yule Log

It's log! It's log! It's big, it's heavy, it's... on fire. Log is on fire. Come, watch your childhood burn.

The "Outlander" Yule Log


outlander yule log

Grab your verra favorite Sassenach and spend some time by the roaring hearth of Lallybroch. A traditional Scottish soundtrack and two cute dogs are included; a nude Sam Heughan is, alas, not. Click here to watch.

Kendall Jenner Yule Log

Happy holidays, everyone!