'Jersey Shore' Stars Can't Find Love In Italy
The fourth season of "Jersey Shore" is now under way, and during last week's premiere episode, we got to see the crew take on the streets of Florence, Italy, for the first time. Yes, they brought along the GTL and their fist pumps, but were they able to bring along that Jersey charm to win over Italian men and women?
"There were no guidos there, surprisingly. It's Italy," Snooki told MTV News.
She's not the only castmember who said the Italian men in Florence didn't meet her standards: Deena agreed. "I went there looking for a nice authentic man, and let me tell you: I found a few," she said. "But no guidos. It was more like Lean Cuisines."
Snooki added, "They weren't even Lean Cuisines; they were like skinny Gumbys."
Even though the ladies didn't have any luck, you might think the single men of the house -- Mike, Vinny and Pauly (also known as MVP) -- would be able to find a nice Italian girl. Well, think again.
"It's a lot harder to find than you think," Vinny said. "Florence is an international city, a lot of Americans, but when we did find the Italian girls, they were very mature. They're ready to settle down at a young age."
Someone that probably isn't ready to settle down anytime soon, the Situation, seemed to have no problem translating his smooth-talking ways into Italian women's hearts.
"Italian women over there were very sweet. I got a chance to know one or two that didn't speak a lick of English," the Situation said. "There really isn't a language barrier 'cause at the end of the day, we all know there's one language: It's the language of love."
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