Lord Voldemort will have more Valentines than me this year, because after Emma Watson chased after her boo, co-star Daniel Radcliffe followed suit. Released on the same day as YouTuber PistolShrimps's Harry Potter/Beauty and the Beast mash-up — that replaced the Beast with the Dark Lord — CineFix, via Entertainment Weekly, shared a different wizardry parody.

Forget Cho Chang or Ginny Weasley; Harry now has his heart set on He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. The duo share forbidden love and the video pulls quotes from the series that sound hilariously inappropriate when taken out of context: "Does it hurt?" being a prime example.

So if Harry Potter wasn't ruined for you before, it definitely is now. Check out the video below.