Now this is what we call fantasy gaming!

Steven Soderbergh's modern-day fable about merry stripping men merges with a certain mystical card-turning game in "Magic Mike: The Gathering," a fun "What If?" amusement conjured by the magicians at Vulture.

You don't have to be a gamer (or a frequent patron of strip clubs) to wield the powers of these five character-based cards, which allow you to engage in battle with the respective skills of the "Magic Mike" men. Embrace your destiny with Mike the Entrepreneur, Ken the Soldier, Big Dick Richie the Fireman, Dallas the Master of Ceremonies and, of course, the Rookie known as The Kid.

What orc or elf can stand a chance against the formidable dance moves of these scantily clad warriors? Don't just play it ... live it.