So... um... what? "Pretty Little Liars" star Keegan Allen is stripping down (quite literally) on the set of his new movie -- and unapologetically showing off his impressive man bulge in the process.

But wait! There's more. The film, titled "King Cobra," tells the story of the real-life murder of Bryan Kocis, an adult film producer who founded Cobra Video. Produced by James Franco, the film stars Allen, Christian Slater, Molly Ringwald and Disney Channel star Garrett Clayton Allen. And while we're not 100 percent sure who Allen is portraying in the flick, we're pretty convinced homeboy has a job in the adult entertainment industry. Why else would he be so perfectly sweaty in his Nasty Pigs undies? ("PLL" fans, you may need to sit down before viewing these photos.)

First, Franco and Allen took this photo together and we were left speechless.

Toby Cavanaugh, is this what you've been doing while Spencer has been in D.C.?!

Then, Allen slathered on some more baby oil for this #gymlife pic.

Photo Credit: Jesse Korman

No offense, bro, but we think you can lift more than 20 pounds.

And for a special bonus treat, Allen showed off his character's sweet new ride.

We know the car is supposed to distract us from staring at his man bulge, but nope, we're still looking at it. Those slouchy leather pants can't even contain it!

Is anyone else feeling particularly speechless right now?