11 Lazy Halloween Costumes For Those Who Can't Be Bothered
While some people go all out when it comes to Halloween—looking at you, Kim Kardashian—some of us just, uh, can't be bothered. Like, I'm all for eating free candy and hanging out with my friends in outfits we don't wear normally, but I'm not spending a lot of money on different components for an outfit I'll wear once.
With that in mind, I've collected 11 costumes that require the bare minimum on your part—you can even order all of them from the comfort of your couch, on the chance that, in addition to spending money, you hate moving. I feel ya.
Panda
This giant panda head will make it unnecessary to do your hair, makeup, and impossible for you to participate in any conversations. Pop it on and you're good to go.
Cara Delevingne or Kendall Jenner
Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner—CaKe, as many people referring to the duo—were recently reunited and spent some time at a masquerade. While you could just wear this mask and call it a night, costumes with pop culture pegs tend to land better, in my experience.
Pig
There is no mistaking this costume—whether you decide to dress in head-to-toe pink is up to you.
Ariana Grande (or a cat)
This costume is multifaceted—sure, you could be a cat, but you could also be Ariana Grande, whose love of sparkly cat ears knows no bounds.
The villain from 'True Detective'
Like you, I have no idea what happened on "True Detective" this season. What I do know, though, is that someone who shot Colin Farrell wore a bird mask and this is vaguely reminiscent of that.
Devil
This mask is minimal, yet sparkly—a winning combination. It's always nice to be able to ditch your costume entirely, if need be, and this mask allows for that, thankfully.
Jack-o-lantern
If you like being literal and lazy, this t-shirt is for you. Your love of Halloween will be palpable.
Skeleton
This dress will work as a costume, but will also make a fine outfit on, say, January 15.
Unicorn
You can throw this unicorn horn on any outfit and instantly be transformed into the mythical creature—no one knows what they really look like so they can't say anything to you, OK???
Dooneese Maharelle
As far as I know, there is only one person in recent pop culture history who has two small hands—if you want to be the Kristen Wiig character, these will make it possible for ya.
Left Shark
This costume is rooted in pop culture, easy, and warm—it has everything.