The Definitive Ranking Of All 38 Of Billy Elliot's Dance Moves
Fifteen years ago today (September 22), "Billy Elliot" — starring a young, adorable Jamie Bell — was released. The coming-of-age film tells the story of Billy, an 11-year-old British boy living in a struggling coal mining community in 1984 northeastern England. And, guys? This film is a heartbreaking, joy-giving masterpiece. (Nope, those two adjectives are not mutually exclusive.)
Plot-wise, "Billy Elliot" has a lot going on — just like its eponymous protagonist. Billy's mother has died. Both his father and brother are on strike from their coal mining jobs and the family barely has enough to survive on. And Billy doesn't seem destined to ever leave his small, seaside town.
Then, Billy stumbles into the local dance class and finds not only a talent, but a way to work through and forget about his frustrations. The story chronicles Billy's efforts to become a dancer in the small, conservative community that thinks boys should be boxing, as well as the struggles of his family to find some measure of happiness.
It is a film about class struggle, masculinity, family, and the ways in which loving something or someone can save you. And, in tribute to the cinematic classic that would launch its own Tony-winning musical, we're ranking all of Billy's best dance moves from the film.
The Barre Faux Pas
Wearing boxing shoes to a dance class? Awkward.
The I Don't Know What Is Going On
We've all been there, friend.
The Toast Catch
If Billy's dancing career doesn't work out, he has a bright future in toast-catching ahead of him.
The Caught in the Act
Um, hey.
The Tapping Up That Hill
Walking up a hill is hard enough.
The Football Dance
Dancing or soccer? You don't have to choose.
The Headbutt
Silly Billy.
The Hanging With The Herd
Sometimes, it's best to stick with the crowd.
The Dancing is Fun
Hey, Mrs. Weasley.
The Stairs
FYI: You've been going up stairs wrong.
The Find A Friend
These two make a good team.
The Hand Shake
Also to be utilized when pins and needles attack.
The Head of The Class
Sorry, tutu-ed minions. Billy is the best.
The Jumping For Joy
Self-explanatory.
The Punching Bag Duet
Sometimes, you have to make do with whatever dance partner you can find.
The Really Angry
Happiness and joy aren't the only emotions one can express through dance. As Billy demonstrates repeatedly throughout this movie.
The Wall Slide
Ouch. This makes our hands hurt just watching it.
The Bathroom Pirouette
One of the best parts of "Billy Elliot" is how Billy's talent is innate, but his ballet skills are something he still has to work at.
The Fatigued Twirl
Kid loves to twirl.
The Foot Fire Of Excitement
For when you are really excited.
The Putting It All on The Line
Dad, I want to be a ballet dancer.
The Routine
These two, tho.
The Leap
Sometimes, you just gotta go for it.
The Quiet Moment
Ballet isn't all leaping and soccer balls, you know.
The Dance Attack
To be used only in the most dire of situations.
The Twirl Attack
When in doubt, just start twirling at the judges. (Not to be confused with "The Dance Attack" or the "The Fatigued Twirl.")
The Flip
No big deal.
The Tap Dance Cane
Billy, as inspired by Fred Astaire.
The Fence Roll
How can you get mad at a kid who rolls off the fence after pushing you?
The Outdoor Bathroom
Points for creativity.
The Microphone Pirouette
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the pre-iPod era. It was a dark time.
The Airplane
Suitable for all ages.
The Mrs. Weasley
Ron's mom has some serious moves.
The Don't Try This At Home
Guys, Jamie Bell makes this look easy, but you try spinning around while simultaneously running down a hill... On second thought, maybe don't?
The Wallpaper Jump
Classic.
The Best Friends Forever
Who needs friendship bracelets when you have a dance routine?
The Belly Dance
Best for fall weather.
The Be Brave
This is the moment when Billy shows his father just how much he loves to dance. And perhaps the single most inspiring moment in this entire film. Go watch it, people.