The MTV Video Music Awards are pretty predictably unpredictable -- I mean, just look at this list of controversial moments. But, you know, there are SOME things we can likely predict -- like, if Taylor is in attendance she will dance, and if there's a red carpet at least one person will show up nearly naked.

Therefore, we have created this nifty Bingo board with which to amuse yourself during tomorrow night's show. Not that you need extra stimulation. Remember all that controversy?