11 Melissa McCarthy Quotes That Will Make You Feel The Heat

Let's climb this birthday like a tree.

Few people tell it like it is better than Melissa McCarthy, the "Bridesmaids" and "Spy" comedian who throws shade in your face and leaves you wanting more.

She's been on a ride ever since the world first caught wind of Megan Price, the dog-worshipping cruise lover with higher level security clearance than you could possibly imagine. After "Bridesmaids," McCarthy has been everywhere, from hunting down bad guys with Sandra Bullock in "The Heat" to busting up ghosts in the upcoming "Ghostbusters."

No matter where she is or what she's doing, Melissa McCarthy always brings the heat. Here are 11 quotes that prove it, in honor of her 45th birthday:

  1. "It's coming out of me like lava!"
  2. "I just want to be up front and say..."

    "...that I visually enjoy you."

  3. "We could just go in there..."

    "...and beat him with a phone book."

  4. "You feel that steam heat coming?"

    "That's from my undercarriage."

  5. "You like your coffee pretty hot, Tim?"

    "Yeah, you like it hot, Tim?"

  6. "I would accept that..."

    "...with an open mouth"

  7. "That's a confidence builder."
  8. "If I didn't have to eat, bathe or earn a living…"

    "…I'd never unwrap my legs from around your mighty torso."

  9. "I just happen to have this bear sandwich…"

    "…is there a hungry bear?"

  10. "I'm glad he's single..."

    "...because I'm gonna climb that like a tree."

  11. "Read between the lines."

    Will do!