Let This 11-Year-Old Show You How Break Up Texts Are Done
Breakups are hard, and initiating one via text message makes the whole process infinitely harder/weirder/sh-ttier. No one understands this better than an 11-year-old -- as evidenced by these middle school breakup texts that are LITERAL SOLID GOLD.
First unearthed by Buzzfeed, these gems were posted to Twitter by 17-year-old Madi Nickens of Texas.
HAHAHAHAH oh my god 😂😂😭 my sisters "official break up" with her bf pic.twitter.com/IGyglQQA6m
— Madi Nickens (@madinickens) June 30, 2015
How do most girls feel when they find out about their S/O messing around? Kind of like...
How does this girl feel? She's just like...
WHATEVER, JOEY.
Let's take a run through these pre-pubescent woes, shall we?
"We need to talk," the ill-fated conversation begins, because the life of an 11-year-old is based on a terrible 90s sitcom, apparently.
Girl, two chances is one too many (but you already seem to know that).
"Whatever just don't talk to me in middle school" (in case you forgot the setting of this story, and in case Joey forgot what grade he was in). Plus, who knew that Starbucks was the ultimate expression of love?
DING DING DING!
But really, how did we not come up with this major burn first? How is an 11-year-old schooling us with the single greatest breakup diss of ALL TIME??
However it happened, it's now taking the internet by storm.
ding ding ding what was that oh yeah the elevator cause your not on my level
— tuna t (@mama_tuna) June 30, 2015
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) June 30, 2015
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) June 30, 2015
The fact that everything is misspelled makes this line even more effective. Like, you're so below me, I'm not even going to bother with proper grammar, JOEY.
It has now been established that this girl is the true definition of a badass. Sorry to be all up in your biz, middle school love maven, but with these texts, you've shown grown women how it's done.
Update: just told my sister she is twitter famous and she is now very mad I posted a "personal" conversation
— Madi Nickens (@madinickens) June 30, 2015
