Colton Haynes Looked Like A Beautiful Human Flamingo At The 'San Andreas' Premiere
If you happen to see Colton L. Haynes standing on your lawn, or in a river somewhere eating shrimp, DON'T BE ALARMED. The former "Teen Wolf," former "Arrow" and current "San Andreas" star isn't actually a flamingo, he just dresses like one for premieres.
Look, he even warned us he'd be getting his pinks on at the premiere for his new disaster movie:
...And Red Arrow was true to his Pink Word:
Here he is showing up at the premiere, all in pink.
Here's Colton again, goofing off in a pink suit.
No doubt about it, that suit is pink.
"Aw, shucks, did I dress in a pink suit?"
Yes, you did.
Here's Colton, trying to make you forget what's below his neckline by distracting you with his flawless face. Hmm, is he wearing...
...Let's zoom out a bit more...
AHHHH IT WAS A PINK SUIT THE WHOLE TIME.
This is like the end of "The Sixth Sense" if instead of Bruce Willis it was Colton Haynes, and instead of a ghost, he was in a pink suit.
Also, The Rock is a dalmatian.
So Colton is a flamingo, The Rock is a doggie for riding a fire truck. Alexandra D'addario, how about you?
Yikes, sorry Alexandra.
You don't look/act like some sort of animal, you're just f--king flawless.
Anyway, here's Colton again.