You've always felt something was off about your boyfriend, but you could never quite put your finger on it... until you watched "Game of Thrones."

Give it no more than three episodes before you reach your eureka moment: Your boyfriend is Khal Drogo, the spectacularly sexy, impossibly muscled, eager-to-kill brutal barbarian who leads an army of like-minded warriors and shares his bed with a beautiful queen. Hopefully minus the "eager-to-kill" part, but everything else? It lines up.

Here are all the signs that your boyfriend and Khal Drogo are basically the same dude:

It was love at first sight.

And by love, I mean "proceed with extreme caution."

He promises extravagant gifts...

...but they're not exactly as advertised.

He rarely uses utensils.

He makes you eat the weirdest stuff.

He chews with his mouth open.

He's great with his hands.

He might be a literal giant.

He never showers.

He barely speaks.

But when he DOES speak...

He says the sweetest things.

He's a little dramatic.

Okay, he's A LOT dramatic.

He needs to put on pants, and he needs to cut his hair.

Two people died at his brother's wedding...

...and it was considered a dull affair.

Sometimes you just want to smother him.

And yet he still haunts your dreams.