Did he or did he not touch the balls? That's what reporters at SNL's press conference want to know from Tom Brady, on whether or not he deflated the balls for his Super Bowl-bound New England Patriots.
Last night's (January 24) cold open has Coach Bill Belichick throwing his star quarterback under the bus, but Brady (played by Taran Killam) says that he had absolutely nothing to do with it. All he's worried about is throwing bomb-ass spirals, not worried about the air pressure in the balls—that's nerd stuff. So who is to blame? Brady throws it over to assistant equipment co-manager Dougie Spoons, who tells everyone why they can't handle the truth about #DeflateGate.
Watch the clip for as many Tom Brady's balls jokes as can fit in the allotted time: