17 Celebrity Yoga Outfits, Ranked In Order Of Practicality
I was casually looking at some paparazzi photos of Colin Farrell leaving a yoga studio -- as one does -- and I couldn't help but notice how practical and workout-ready his ensemble was, especially when compared to other celebrities who show up to class in 12-inch platforms. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. All choices are valid -- they're just not all practical.
And so, since I had nothing better to do, I decided to rank 17 celebrity yoga outfits from most to least practical. And because you have nothing better to do right now, you're going to read it. What a match we are.
Reese Witherspoon
She's got her hair pulled back, and she's wearing tight, yet flexible, clothing. Do you know her name? She's Reese Witherspoon -- the most practically dressed celebrity yogi of all.
Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting
Though, the "Big Bang Theory" star comes in at a close second.
Madonna
The lone East Coast outlier on this list, Madonna was doing yoga in the dead of winter when this photo was taken in New York in 1999, hence the v practical overcoat. Did I mention she was doing yoga at Sting's apartment? She was doing yoga at Sting's apartment.
Olivia Wilde
Other than the nice-looking leather jacket -- the post-yoga pit stains! -- nice work, Ms. Wilde.
Colin Farrell
Hair held back? Check. Breathable clothing? Check. With apologies to #eggplantfriday, my only suggestion would be for Colin to wear underwear next time. It's called bat wings. Google it.
Pink
Literally experiencing scalp sweats by proxy thanks to Alecia's choice of knit beanie.
Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PINK'S HAT, KALEY.
Maria Menounos
Annie may never be dressed without a smile, but you're not Quvenzhané Wallis, Maria Menounos. You're not even Aileen Quinn. Stop posing, and start posing.
Miley Cyrus
This semi-impractical ensemble is technically a Pilates outfit, not a yoga outfit, but '12 fitness Miley is too ~iconic~ a look not to include.
Amy Smart
Do not test my patience for sweater capes, Ms. Smart.
Miranda Kerr
"Wait, lemme just tie this sweatshirt around my waist before I contort my body in a hot, sweaty room." - Miranda Kerr's questionable inner voice
Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting
Did you know that there are 134 photos of Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting going to yoga on Getty Images? Because there are 134 photos of Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting on Getty Images.
The Aflac Duck
This isn't naked yoga, duck. Or duck yoga. Get out.
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga's jumpsuit looks like it's at least made out of a flexible material, but those heels are definitely not mat-ready.
Lady Gaga
OK, now this is a little much.
Lady Gaga
COME ON.
Lady Gaga
...You know what? I'm not even mad.