If you don't want to see a Vine of two teeny-tiny wiener dogs, dressed as Batman and Robin, taking out a burglar to the majestic action theme from "The Dark Knight," then seriously, what is the matter with you? Well, whatever. You can just move along, hater. Because Batman and Robin, dachshund crimefighters, do not have time in their busy pursuit of justice to deal with your insouciant nonsense.

We're not sure if this is a one-off appearance for these furry, four-legged caped crusaders, but if they're looking for sequel material, we're thinking that a collaboration with Bane Cat should be the obvious next step. BIFF! POW!