Taylor Swift shook it off this past weekend -- but not because of any flesh-and-bone haters. Nope, Miss Swift was slighted, instead, by a cookie. That's right, the very thing that sustains Tay betrayed her.

After receiving the above fortune in her after-Chinese food treat, Swift shared a snap of the scrap of paper, writing, "Maybe I'm being overly sensitive here but this seems kind of mean. #shakeitoff."

Um, you're definitely being oversensitive, lady. Just think, you could have been the girl below: