We love our moms. No, really. We do. They fed us. Bathed us. Gave us life. But we can't help but daydream -- some days, in the hazy abyss of the afternoon -- that our moms were... different somehow. More Grande, if you will.

Yup, I'm talking about Joan Grande, one of the coolest celeb moms currently legging it down the red carpet with their kids -- in her case, Grammy nominee Ariana Grande.

Allow us to break down why we wish that Ariana's mom would takes selfies with us, too...

She's Kind Of A Cool Nerd

Joan Grande apparently goes on massive rants about "Star Wars." We're not sure how you feel about said movie franchise, but such a lecture seems far preferable to the story your mom just told about how she saw a robin in the yard (twice!). Points to Joan.

She Has Her Priorities Straight

I mean, have you seen his abs? (Who hasn't at this point?)

She Keeps It Real

When Ariana was going through a phase during which she was really into Freddy Krueger and "Jaws," Joan pretty much assumed her daughter would grow up to be a serial killer, according to an interview with Billboard. Best not to sugar coat it, Mama Grande.

She's Mad Supportive

We hope our moms would be able to stand up to Bette Midler, too.

She's Not Afraid To Act Silly

Just watch her play "Heads Up." Don't you wish your mom was this chill?

She's Got The Selfie Pose On Lock Too

Raise your hand if your mom constantly makes weird faces in photos.

She Doesn't Play Favorites

Ariana, Frankie -- she gives them both equal props via social media (even if she used to think one of them would turn out to be a serial killer).