23 Phrases That Let You Know You're Talking To A Basic Bro
You're mid-conversation when you catch a whiff of the cheap cologne on his neck and the energy drink on his breath. Your suspicions are aroused, but you can't be quite certain. Maybe it's just a coincidence that he has frosted tips?
You remain open-minded...until he utters one of these telltale sentences that let you know that you are, in fact, in the presence of what is, like, definitely, a basic bro.
1. “My fantasy football team is crushing it.”
2. “In college, I did a really good speech on legalizing marijuana.”
3. “Who wants to play beer pong?”
4. “Joe Buck sucks.”
5. “My mom got me that sweet painting from Ikea.”
6. “I can’t. I have Crossfit tonight.”
7. “Dude. Mila Kunis.”
8. “Have a seat. You can just move that laundry pile.”
9. “Am I supposed to tuck this shirt in?”
10. “Did you see that one 'South Park'?”
11. “I’m so broke right now because I just bought those new subwoofers.”
12. “If I ever propose to a chick, it'll be on a Jumbotron.”
13. "Fireball!"
14. “Jäger bombs!”
15. “If I don’t get a burrito, I’m literally gonna die.”
16. “I’m still hoping to get sponsored for snowboarding someday.”
17. “You're hot. What's your name?”
18. “Ah man. So tired. I pulled an all-nighter playing 'Grand Theft Auto.'”
19. “You’re taking my picture? Hang on. Let me put on my sunglasses.”
20. "My Kegerator is named Tony."
21. "I wish I had a tiger."
22. "No homo."
23. "Sup."
