Robert Downey, Jr. stopped by "The Tonight Show" Wednesday (October 8) to promote his new movie, "The Judge," but while he was there, he and Jimmy Fallon took some time out to sit on a snowy mountaintop and ponder the mysteries of the universe. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for an Intense Staredown.

RDJ seems to peer into our very souls as he makes sexual overtures toward an osprey, battles a recalcitrant sneeze, and finally concludes with a 1990s alt-rock reference that we totally did not see coming. Our chi is flowing like whoa right now.