YAAASSSSS, our old friend Jarvis Derrell of #shehashadit is back to break down New York Fashion Week for us. If you've missed his past coverage, be sure to check it out–otherwise, check below for all that Day 1 of NYFW had to offer.

One Kween, Two Kweens, Three Kweens? WHEW KWEEEEEEENNNN!!!! Yassssss gurl, the 'Nistas (as in Fashionistas) are shondalatrolling Lincoln Center which can only mean one thing! It's that time of year again!!! NEW YORK FASHION WEEK!!! My favorite!!! So many Kweens nailing and failing, and absolutely no one eating a burger!!!! I live!

Yaaaaassss!!!! This Kween is serving us Pippi Longstocking, public school basics realness with just a small side of black shoe and a kiss of beginniner opulence 101!!! YAAAAASSSSS!!! Kiesha guuurrrlllll, this takes me back to my first fashion week in NY, when all I had to wear was a bootlegged House of Dereon dress covered in pictures of Tina Knowles matched with a pair of tube socks and Payless heels!!!! Whew Kweens, I've come so far!!!! #day1 #lessisless #paceyourselfkween #6moredaysto #shewokeuplikethisrealness #butshemightwannagobacktobed #pissed #obsessed #frenchbraids #frenchroots #shondalasocks #everybodyaintable #shehashadit

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss!!!!! Choices choices choices Kweens okaaaayyy!!! I mean, Kiesha guuurrrllll, there is nothing I love more than a bold woman serving me world peace and a look, hunty !!! OBSESSED! Satin, velour, and fur??? I die! Church I'm so blessed to see that the croptop is finally making a come back, amen!!! The last time I wore a croptop it was from Mary-Kate and Ashley's Walmart line, which I secretly stole from my sister so I could wear it while I lip synced to Pre-K-Fed Britney!!!....Jeez, I miss high school! ;) #livinginlace #flowingwithfur #sinninginsatin #serveserveserve #thoserootsthough #makeupchoiceskweens #brave #body #areyoucold #areyouhot #maybeboth #ilive #middrift #thriving #peaceplease

Yaaaaaaaaaaassssssss! Slaying these Kweens one hair color at a time girllll! OBSESSED!!! Patterns, prints, layers and more??? YES PLEASE!!! If you're going to stand out at NYFW you might as well wear everything in your closet and maybe even a little more to do so!!! OKAAAAYYYY!!! Like this Kween has so much going on with her shondalalook, but I'm living for every event she's serving!!! I mean combat, bondage, girly, flirty, sparkly, spacey, random, racey!!!! Wow I just described my ex-boyfriend but it's all her!!! Go for it Kween, live yo life!!!! #ifsheaddedonemoreitemshedfallover #choices #everybodyaintable #tonedownforwhat #obsessed #obsessedwiththarhair #nothingsayslovelikeasensibleombre #ccingintheclutch #thankyou #thoseshoesthough #really #furious #buttheykeephergrounded #hashtaggrateful #soyblessed #literally #shehashadit