Because the stars and the moons and the planets themselves have aligned in our favor, Beyoncé will perform at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards. That's right, BeyHive, it's official. Feel free to speak in tongues, cease all bodily function, and go out-of-body at any time.

Not only that, but MTV will BEY honoring the "Drunk In Love" singer with the coveted Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, the VMAs' highest honor. In years past, this award has gone to Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, Madonna, and, of course, the King of Pop. Can you honestly think of anyone more deserving? Of course not. And even if you could, the Beygency would take you out before you could utter one breath of such blasphemy.

Wait, and remember how Beyonce is leading the pack of VMA nominations this year with an insane eight nominations in total? If all goes her way on Sunday, August 24, then she'll walk away from The Forum with a total of nine Moonmen. Throw in the sure-to-BEY ***flawless performance, and... I need a sec to process all of this overwhelming new information, in GIFs.

Beyonce is performing at the VMAs?

BEYONCE IS PERFORMING AT THE VMAS.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

My life has officially been irrelevant up until this blessed moment.

Wait, and Beyonce will be honored with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award?

I'm so overwhelmed right now. I need a moment.

I can't.

Well... Maybe I can.

All right, I definitely can with this news.

My body is 100% ready for Beyonce's already iconic performance.

Until then.

Related: Check out a history of Beyonce at the VMAs, and get MORE BEYONCE!

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