Last night's Grammy Awards were all about the inanimate objects: Pharrell's hat, Beyoncé's chair and, of course, Madonna's grill.

Yup, grated grins have been popping up a lot of late -- both on the red carpet and off. Katy Perry bared her tiger teeth on the 2013 MTV VMA red carpet before her performance of "Roar."

Lady Gaga rocked a terrifyingly toothy set of chompers on the cover of her "Dope" single art, as well as on the YouTube Awards red carpet.

And then there's Miley Cyrus, who has sported a whole array of metallic teeth over the course of her BANGERZ bonanza.

Madge is also a big fan of fake fangs, as evidenced at last night's awards show when she stepped out in a suit and grill, her black and white getup matching her son David Banda's ensemble. According to People, David called the shots when it came to getting dressed that night.

"It pisses everyone off when I wear my grill, so that's why I wear it -- when it matches my outfit," Madonna said, confirming that she'll be buying her son a matching set soon.

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