Maybe a rousing rendition of the Starland Vocal Band's "Afternoon Delight" will do the trick. That's what the folks at Rhino Records think, as they've included that piece of ultra-smiley sugar-pop on "'70's Party Killers," a collection of tracks hand-picked for their room-clearing qualities.

The collection, which arrives on March 17 (just in time for your St. Patrick's Day blow-out), also features unfortunately unforgettable songs from the Captain & Tennille, Paul Anka and Rupert Holmes (who has managed to carve out a career beyond his "Pina Colada Song" and now composes music for American Movie Classics' series "Remember WENN").

If you need to nail shut the coffin on your next party, here's what Rhino thinks will do the trick: