Over the weekend, Kendall Jenner teased an upcoming Vogue spread, starring the "dream team," which included Gigi Hadid and Mario Testino, who, presumably, was behind the shoot. Kendall is no stranger to modeling for Vogue—she's starred in three spreads since December—but, um, Kendall, you kinda buried the lede with your teaser shot because, hi, you failed to mention JUSTIN BIEBER AND ANSEL ELGORT are also featured in the spread. How can you forget those two?!? I think you should consider adding them to the dream team, TBH!

From what I gather, the shoot is about four young Angelenos "living the fishbowl life." If I ever saw this crew walking toward me on the streets of L.A.—JK, I know no one walks there—I would faint. I mean, just look at these photos.

These are, perhaps, the fanciest outfits anyone has ever worn to stand next to/carry bikes. You guys ever heard of leggings?

What's that, you don't wear a cropped Calvin Klein sweater to walk your sister's dog? Strange.

Does anyone else's Starbucks run look this good? Mine consists of more stained sweatpants than $5000 Gucci dresses and decidedly less Ansel Elgort, but that's just me.

While Gigi, Kendall, and Ansel appear in several photos together, Justin appears only in two, and only with Kendall. Is this a preview of what's to come if the Kendall for Calvin Klein rumors come true?

Liiiike, it'd probably look something like this photo but with Kendall wearing CK instead of Moncler and Miu Miu and would sell approximately one billion pairs of underwear. Now that we've seen it, we can't unsee it. It has to happen, right??

For more photos and quotes, head over to Vogue's website, where you can ogle the full spread in all its glory.