It's probably Jessie J.
The vocally blessed "Bang Bang" singer will be taking her immense range (all of it!) down to Miami to perform "Burnin' Up" at Logo TV's annual awards show celebrating the year's biggest breakout stars of music, TV, movies and more.
The 2014 NewNowNext Awards, which will coincide with Miami's Art Basel, will air Dec. 7 on Logo TV and Dec. 12 on MTV. Fellow Beyonce Stan and breakthrough pop star Betty Who will also perform at the ceremony, and, speaking of "Burnin' Up," Joe Jonas will serve as celebrity DJ.
The list of additional celebrity appearances far reads like a VIP list of a party you'd otherwise never be invited to, so blink now before you continue reading.
Ready? OK, we've got: Charli XCX, Jennifer Hudson, some of our "Orange Is The New Black" faves (Laverne Cox, Danielle Brooks, Lorraine Toussaint and Lea DeLaria), Mary Lambert, Meghan Trainor, Nick Jonas, A Great Big World, Tyler Oakley, Lance Bass, Fifth Harmony, Perez Hilton and "RuPaul's Drag Race" Season 6 winner Bianca Del Rio.