As I’m sure you’re aware, Miley Cyrus rode a giant, inflatable, pink penis around her Bangerz Tour on Friday night. But there’s a perfectly good reason behind that: it’s all directed at the guy who broke her heart. So take that, Liam Hemsworth.
Before launching into her next song, Miley took a quick Kanye-style rant break to talk about some of her off-color behavior.
“And every time you get in your car, you’re going to hear my f–king song on the f–king radio, you piece of sh–. That’s right. And then I’m gonna take all my clothes off, I’m gonna sit on a big, giant dick—sometimes two—I’m gonna swing around, and then I’m gonna hold the record for the most-watched music video on Vevo. So then—you know, you can tell a lot about a person—I think you can tell how big their dick is by how much confidence they have usually, and if I was a dude I’d probably have a really big dick, ‘cause I feel really good about myself now. So I’m gonna tell those motherf–kers that broke my heart, particularly one, to suck my fat dick and to enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life. This song is called Wrecking Ball.
If you say so.