Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth got their gold on at a birthday party Saturday night (August 13), outfitting themselves in head-to-toe glimmer. The Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne joined them and, well, as Huffington Post pointed out, things got weird.

There was a lot of butt-painting going on, though it’s unclear exactly whose rear end this is. I think it’s safe to say it’s not Liam’s.

Anyway, at some point during the celebration, guests wrote their names on a balloon. All the way at the bottom, there’s a not-so-mysterious couple moniker: Liley, which HAS to mean Miley and Liam, right?!

Fans have now accepted Liley as the duo’s preferred couple name. R.I.P. Miam, we hardly knew you.

Of course, Liley sounds remarkably similar to a certain Hannah Montana ship name. Do you remember Lilly Truscott and Oliver Oken’s whirlwind romance, dubbed Loliver?

So let it be known that the recipe for the perfect couple name is someone’s first initial plus their beau’s first name. It worked for Miley and Liam and Lilly and Oliver, so clearly it’ll work for you, too.

And if you’re single? Don’t fret. Someday you’ll find someone who’ll paint their butt and make butterfly art with you.