We live in a marvelous time, folks. Not only do we have a famous Christopher who's funny, a Christopher who plays a superhero, and a Christopher who is remarkably and dashingly handsome -- we have three of them.
Let's relive the joy and the wonder of the world's veritable pupu platter of gorgeous Christophers during the Movie Awards below.
When Chris Pratt and Nicole Byer geeked out on the red carpet.
Over her cute Jurassic World nails, no less.
When Chris Evans gave us beard goals.
While introducing an exclusive clip from his upcoming movie Captain America: Civil War.
When Chris Hemsworth took the stage for Halsey.
To announce her performance along with a couple of his co-stars from the upcoming The Huntsman: Winter's War: Charlize Theron and Jessica Chastain.
When Chris Pratt showed off that leading man smile.Giphy
Adorable even while giving us that Creepmeister McGee look.
When Chris Pratt enjoyed a delicious soda whilst in the audience.Giphy
Refresh yourself, Star-Lord.
When Chris Hemsworth looked smoldering backstage.Getty
When Chris Pratt reacted to our intrepid hosts like we did.Giphy
When Chris Evans joined the Huntsman party.Getty
There's two in one place! #SwoonOverload
When Charlize Theron and Jessica Chastain joined in, too.Getty
Talking about Captain America's inevitable cameo in the next Huntsman film, probably.
When Chris Pratt won for Best Comedic Performance.Giphy
His ode to action stars of yore was absolutely adorable.