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Ariana Grande’s Dangerous Woman Finally Has A Release Date — And It’s Closer Than You Think

An official countdown has appeared on Ari's website (!!!).

The tea just keeps on brewing.

Ariana Grande’s third album is, as we know, called Dangerous Woman, and its release is clearly imminent. Ari’s been teasing song snippets on the album’s official website, including one of the title track, for a little while now. On Thursday, she revealed what’s very likely the album cover, and it features her rocking animal ears (of course) and a cool Catwoman-type mask (naturally).

But when will we finally be able to hear Dangerous Woman in full? According to Ari — and a new countdown on the website — approximately seven days from now. That’s next Friday, March 11, a day before she hosts and performs on Saturday Night Live.

Think about the timeline here. Dangerous Woman drops Friday; Ari performs the title track and “Be Alright” on national television on Saturday; world explodes on Sunday. Makes total sense.

Now, there is no more tea. The pot is empty. The tiny ornate cups are dry. All we have are visions of Dangerous Woman descending from the ether like a shining, caffeinated beacon of liquid joy next Friday. Until then, we’re putting the kettle on.

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