Heidi gives us an eyeful while lounging on the beach.

Heidi Montag had not been "caught" frolicking on the beach for nearly two whole months (trust us: we checked), but in true Heidi fashion, just when we were starting to worry, the "Hills" alum took her photo act to the sands again last week. This time, to our chagrin, Speidi's bustier half left the horses--and Spencer--outta the picture. Oh well. You know the old saying: Never work with kids or animals. They'll upstage ya every time!

In these pics, the reality star flaunts her well-documented assets in a...uh...cheeky red bikini. Never one for subtlety, she's bent over, arching her back and splashing her surgically-enhanced self around in a series of NSFW-ish shots. While the poses are a bit on the awkward side, we have to say, her skin is sporting a beautiful, natural glow. And there sure is a lot of it! Let's hope Spence was somewhere behind the scenes to put SPF on those hard to reach spots.

Way to get your feet wet, Heids!

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