Miley Cyrus Won’t Be Time Magazine’s ‘Person Of The Year,’ But Here’s Why She SHOULD Be

Miley was robbed! 

Have you heard? Miley Cyrus ALMOST won Time magazine’s “Person Of The Year” poll! I mean, that’s the same title given to the likes of JFK, Queen Elizabeth II, and, um, GANDHI. It’s kind of a big deal.

Anyway, I’m sure I don’t have to tell y’all what a blow this is. *Picks self off the floor* True, she did nab third place in a list of 44, and that’s something to be VERY, very proud of, but… but… SHE DESERVED IT SO MUCH.

(Just FYI, Egyptian General Abdel Fattah el-Sisi won when polling closed last night at 11:59pm. Other “Person Of The Year” contenders included Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, Twitter CEO Dick Costolo, Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer, Jimmy Fallon, and LOTS of politicians. Among other important people.)

So there you have it. Needless to say, we were really, really pulling for Miley. But such is life! She’ll always be OUR “Person Of The Year”! That’s why, in addition to crying like a digital cat, we’ve compiled a handy list of reasons why Miley totally deserves to be Time’s “Person Of The Year.”

1.) After the VMAs, EVERYBODY from your cube-mate to your local barista asked, “What’s twerking?”

2.) Miley just looooves to push people’s boundaries. We respect that!

3.) Have you SEEN all the “Wrecking Ball” video parodies??

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