Watch Zayn Become Bane When Batman Villains Take On One Direction

"You can't just leave the group, Zayn-Bane."

If there was one thing you never thought that you needed today but actually 100 percent do, it's Gotham City's coterie of villains coming together to parody One Direction.

The gang from KFace TV -- who previously uptown funked us up with a "Harry Potter" parody -- play Heath Ledger's Joker, Two-Face, the Riddler, Catwoman, Bane, and many iterations of the Caped Crusader in "Dark Knight Changes," which, as you can probably guess, takes 1D's "Night Changes" and makes it all about Gotham City. The villains aren't happy because, even though they keep doing the same old murderin' and bank-robbin', the Dark Knight changes: from Adam West to George Clooney and so on and so forth.

Of course, the most genius part of the video comes at the end, when Bane leaves the group to fly solo. The joke just writes itself.