Pardon me, is this a "Harry Potter" parody of Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars' "Uptown Funk"? Is Voldemort singing lyrics about magical vengeance to psych himself up before battling the Boy Who Lived, to the tune of my favorite spin class earworm?
The answers to those questions are "yes" and "hell yes."
If loving this really well-done parody video from Cosplay Utah is wrong, pass the Dark Mark temporary tattoo, because I don't want to be right.
Here are just a few of the Dark Lord's sickest lyrics that made me scream with nerdy glee:
- "Don't say my name, you know who I am"
- "Stop, wait a minute, fill my goblet put some fire in it"
- "We takin Diagon, Nocturn, Hogsmeade, anywhere!"
Never mind, I'm basically just transcribing at this point. Suffice it to say, DARK LORD FUNK YOU UP. Just call him Dark Mark Ronson.
Oh, and according to the video's info section, the snake the group borrowed is named "Snape." Just so you know.
I'm sorry/You're welcome.