You can't ask the wind not to blow, and you can't ask Simone Kelly not to speak the truth -- especially if it's in boisterous fashion.

The former "Are You the One?" champ has been serving as MTV News' resident analyst through the show's second season and has shed light on everything from the game's mean girls to its most overzealous contestants and everything in between. More importantly, she's managed to keep viewers cackling the whole way through.

Tonight, the spitfire has a few bones to pick. First, note to Garland: You need to slow down! Second, when will the Dario/Ashley/Layton drama end and, and to that point, how relieved is Jenni that the Truth Booth finally worked in her favor?!

Board up your windows, check out the latest edition of "Simone Says" below and tell us if you agree with her take on tonight's ep!